Theres a bus full of all these ugly people. One day the bus driver runs the bus off a bridge and everyone on the bus dies. When the all get to heaven, God tells them that He would grant them each one wish. The first of the ugly people thought about this. Then he said that he wanted to be handsome. All the ugly people started to wish that they were pretty, beautiful etc. God sees the last person laughing his butt off. As the people continue wishing the same thing, God sees the last person laughing and Hes thinking "WTF."
When the last person makes it to God, he says "Make them all ugly again!"